PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
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>
> EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION
>
> Law Enforcement:
> I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
> driving under
> the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a
> fine, and had
> my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
> driving
> record has been "lost" and is not available.
>
> Military:
> I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
> I refused
> to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
> drug use.
> By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able
> to avoid
> combat duty in Vietnam.
>
> College:
> I graduated from Yale University with a low C
> average. I was
> a cheerleader.
>
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
> I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
>
> I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
> Texas in 1975.
> I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
> in Texas.
> The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all
> my stock.
>
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> sweetheart deal
> that took land using taxpayer money.
>
> With the help of my father and our friends in the
> oil industry
> (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
> governor of Texas.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
>
> I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
> oil companies,
> making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
> During my
> tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
> smog-ridden
> city in America.
>
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
> tune of
> billions in borrowed money.
>
> I set the record for the most executions by any
> governor in
> American history.
>
> With the help of my brother, the governor of
> Florida, and my
> father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
> President
> after losing by over 500,000 votes.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
> office with
> a criminal record.
>
> I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
> cost of
> *over one billion dollars per week*.
>
> I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
> the U.S.
> Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the largest annual
> deficit in U.S.
> history.
>
> I set an economic record for most private
> bankruptcies filed in
> any 12-month period.
>
> I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
> 12-month
> period.
>
> I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
> the history
> of the U.S. stock market.
>
> In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
> lost their
> jobs and that trend continues every month.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> richest of any
> administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
> millionaire,"
> Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named
> after her.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips
> by a U.S.
> President.
>
> I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
> receiving
> the most corporate campaign donations.
>
> One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over
> the largest
> corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
>
> My political party used Enron private jets and
> corporate attorneys
> to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court
> during my
> election decision.
>
> I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
> against
> investigation or prosecution. More time and money
> was spent
> investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has
> been spent
> investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs
> in history.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
> history and
> refused to intervene when corruption involving the
> oil industry
> was revealed.
>
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
> history.
>
> I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
> criminals to be
> awarded government contracts.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to
> administration than
> any President in U.S. history.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> largest
> bureaucracy in the history of the United States
> government.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any
> President in
> U.S. history.
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
> United
> Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
> Commission.
>
> I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
> "prisoners of war"
> detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
> Geneva
> Convention.
>
> I am the first President in history to refuse United
> Nations
> election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
>
> I set the record for fewest numbers of press
> conferences of any
> President since the advent of television.
>
> I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
> in any one-year
> period. After taking off the entire month of August,
> I presided
> over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
>
> I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
> World Trade
> Center attacks and less than a year later made the
> U.S. the most
> hated country in the world, the largest failure of
> diplomacy in
> world history.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people
> worldwide to
> simultaneously protest me in public venues (15
> million people),
> shattering the record for protests against any
> person in the
> history of mankind.
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
> unprovoked,
> preemptive attack and the military occupation of a
> sovereign
> nation. I did so against the will of the United
> Nations, the
> majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
> I have cut
> health care benefits for war veterans and support a
> cut in duty
> benefits for active duty troops and their families
> -- in wartime.
>
> In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
> reasons for
> attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our
> British friends.
>
> I am the first President in history to have a
> majority of Europeans
> (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
> world peace and
> security.
>
> I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
> Bunker Buster,"
> a WMD.
>
> I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> Osama Bin Laden
> to justice.
>
> During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of
> American troops
> were injured and killed. I did not have the time to
> attend any of
> the funerals for our fallen soldiers but I did have
> the time to
> attend more than 43 fundraising events of the
> Republican party.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
> now in my
> father's library, sealed and unavailable for public
> view.
>
> All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> trading and
> my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
> unavailable for
> public view.
>
> All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
> Vice-President,
> attended regarding public energy policy are sealed
> in secrecy and
> unavailable for public review.