I thought we could all use a break and have a good laugh. I got this email and felt that it just about summed up what many of us are thinking and feeling on the "issues" at this late date. Remember.. this is post is all in fun... have a chuckle, a giggle, a laugh, a snort, a hoot.... whatever....

The most functional word?

   Well, it's $hit.
   That's right, $hit! 
   $hit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

   Consider:

   You can be $hit faced, 

   $hit out of luck,

   Or have $hit for brains.

   With a little effort, you can get your $hit together,

   Find a place for your $hit

   Or decide to $hit or get off the pot.

   You can smoke $hit,

   Buy $hit,

   Sell $hit,

   Lose $hit,

   Find $hit,

   Forget $hit,

   And tell others to eat $hit and die.

   Some people know their $hit,

   While others can't tell the difference between $hit and shineola.

   There are lucky $hits,

   Dumb $hits,

   Crazy $hits,

   And sweet $hits.

   There is bull $hit,

   Horse $hit

   And chicken $hit.

   You can throw $hit,

   Sling $hit,

   Catch $hit,

   Shoot the $hit,

   Or duck when $hit hits the fan.

   You can give a $hit

   Or serve $hit on a shingle.

   You can find yourself in deep $hit

   Or be happier than a pig in $hit.

   Some days are colder than $hit,


   Some days are hotter than $hit,

   And some days are just plain $hitty.

   Some music sounds like $hit,

   Things can look like $hit,

   And there are times when you feel like $hit.

   You can have too much $hit,

   Not enough $hit,

   The right $hit,

   The wrong $hit

   Or a lot of weird $hit.

   You can carry $hit,

   Have a mountain of $hit,

   Or find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.

   Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit,

   And other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and come out smelling like a rose.

   When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.

   And remember, once you know your $hit,

   You don't need to know anything else!

   You could pass this along, if you give a $hit

   Or delete it, because you don't give a $hit

   Or Save it with all your other $hit