Everyone.. why toil away at the worries of the union issues.. tomorrow is the end of the world.. so they said this morning on Mark & Brian....

Breaking News!

The world to end on September 29, 2004!

AN ALIENS expert is telling earthlings to mark September 29 in their diaries – because he says it is going to be the end of the world.

Extra terrestrial boffin Dr Terry Johnson, claims that various alien races are conspiring to attack planet Earth at the end of September, with the help of some volcanoes and earthquakes, website ncbuy.com reports.

Dr Johnson says an earthquake will take place in Guadalajara, Mexico and as it happens a giant spacecraft will slam into the fault line and start a global chain reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.

He claims the aliens want to destroy Earth because "they are afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving".

Dr Johnson says some humans will be saved and claims that many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

But the space fan says the planet could be saved as hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.

Well shoot.. I was gonna go to Knott's Scarey Farm next weekend.. but I guess that's out.... Just thought we could use another icebreaker.. break up the tension in the room... Remind you all that.. there is more to do then worry and be angry,bitter souls.. I mean.. heck it could be worse.. you could be an indentured servant to the aliens......